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Disco Duro Toshiba Miniatura

Gilberto - July 31st, 2008.

Toshiba anunció una nueva línea de discos duros de 1,8 pulgadas serial ATA con una capacidad de nada menos que 160 GB. Es capaz de alcanzar una velocidad máxima de transferencia de 1.5 Gbps y al igual que la mayoría de los discos de 2.5 pulgadas, gira a 5.400 RPM.

De manera que tu portátil podrá concentrar más cantidad de archivos, sin excusas. Una característica que destacan sus fabricantes es que es “más ecológico” (según los estándares de Japón) porque mejora un 25% el consumo de energía (osea, consume menos).
Comenzará a comercializarse en agosto.

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Windows SysInternals Tools

Gilberto - July 31st, 2008.

Algunas utilidades que no pueden faltar para tu Windows…

File and Disk Utilities

  • AccessChk
    This tool shows you the accesses the user or group you specify has to files, Registry keys or Windows services.
  • AccessEnum
    This simple yet powerful security tool shows you who has what access to directories, files and Registry keys on your systems. Use it to find holes in your permissions.
  • CacheSet
    CacheSet is a program that allows you to control the Cache Manager’s working set size using functions provided by NT. It’s compatible with all versions of NT.
  • Contig
    Wish you could quickly defragment your frequently used files? Use Contig to optimize individual files, or to create new files that are contiguous.
  • DiskExt
    Display volume disk-mappings.
  • DiskMon
    This utility captures all hard disk activity or acts like a software disk activity light in your system tray.
  • DiskView
    Graphical disk sector utility.
  • Disk Usage (DU)
    View disk usage by directory.
  • EFSDump
    View information for encrypted files.
  • FileMon
    This monitoring tool lets you see all file system activity in real-time.
  • Junction
    Create Win2K NTFS symbolic links.
  • LDMDump
    Dump the contents of the Logical Disk Manager”s on-disk database, which describes the partitioning of Windows 2000 Dynamic disks.
  • MoveFile
    Schedule file rename and delete commands for the next reboot. This can be useful for cleaning stubborn or in-use malware files.
  • NTFSInfo
    Use NTFSInfo to see detailed information about NTFS volumes, including the size and location of the Master File Table (MFT) and MFT-zone, as well as the sizes of the NTFS meta-data files.
  • PageDefrag
    Defragment your paging files and Registry hives!
  • PendMoves
    See what files are scheduled for delete or rename the next time the system boots.
  • Process Monitor
    Monitor file system, Registry, process, thread and DLL activity in real-time.
  • PsFile
    See what files are opened remotely.
  • PsTools
    The PsTools suite includes command-line utilities for listing the processes running on local or remote computers, running processes remotely, rebooting computers, dumping event logs, and more.
  • SDelete
    Securely overwrite your sensitive files and cleanse your free space of previously deleted files using this DoD-compliant secure delete program.
  • ShareEnum
    Scan file shares on your network and view their security settings to close security holes.
  • Sigcheck
    Dump file version information and verify that images on your system are digitally signed.
  • Streams
    Reveal NTFS alternate streams.
  • Sync
    Flush cached data to disk.
  • VolumeID
    Set Volume ID of FAT or NTFS drives.

  • Security Utilities

    AccessChk
    This tool shows you the accesses the user or group you specify has to files, Registry keys or Windows services.

    AccessEnum
    This simple yet powerful security tool shows you who has what access to directories, files and Registry keys on your systems. Use it to find holes in your permissions.

    Autologon
    Bypass password screen during logon.

    Autoruns
    See what programs are configured to startup automatically when your system boots and you login. Autoruns also shows you the full list of Registry and file locations where applications can configure auto-start settings.

    LogonSessions
    List active logon sessions

    NewSID
    Learn about the computer SID problem everybody has been talking about and get a free computer SID changer, NewSID.

    Process Explorer
    Find out what files, registry keys and other objects processes have open, which DLLs they have loaded, and more. This uniquely powerful utility will even show you who owns each process.

    PsExec
    Execute processes with limited-user rights.

    PsLoggedOn
    Show users logged on to a system.

    PsLogList
    Dump event log records.

    PsTools
    The PsTools suite includes command-line utilities for listing the processes running on local or remote computers, running processes remotely, rebooting computers, dumping event logs, and more.

    RootkitRevealer
    Scan your system for rootkit-based malware

    SDelete
    Securely overwrite your sensitive files and cleanse your free space of previously deleted files using this DoD-compliant secure delete program.

    ShareEnum
    Scan file shares on your network and view their security settings to close security holes.

    ShellRunas
    Launch programs as a different user via a convenient shell context-menu entry.

    Sigcheck
    Dump file version information and verify that images on your system are digitally signed.

  • Networking Utilities

    AD Explorer
    Active Directory Explorer is an advanced Active Directory (AD) viewer and editor.

    AD Insight
    AD Insight is an LDAP (Light-weight Directory Access Protocol) real-time monitoring tool aimed at troubleshooting Active Directory client applications.

    AdRestore
    Undelete Server 2003 Active Directory objects.

    PsFile
    See what files are opened remotely.

    PsTools
    The PsTools suite includes command-line utilities for listing the processes running on local or remote computers, running processes remotely, rebooting computers, dumping event logs, and more.

    ShareEnum
    Scan file shares on your network and view their security settings to close security holes.

    TCPView
    Active socket command-line viewer.

    Whois
    See who owns an Internet address.

  • System Information Utilities

    Autoruns
    See what programs are configured to startup automatically when your system boots and you login. Autoruns also shows you the full list of Registry and file locations where applications can configure auto-start settings.

    ClockRes
    View the resolution of the system clock, which is also the maximum timer resolution.

    Filemon
    This monitoring tool lets you see all file system activity in real-time.

    Handle
    This handy command-line utility will show you what files are open by which processes, and much more.

    LiveKd
    Use Microsoft kernel debuggers to examine a live system.

    LoadOrder
    See the order in which devices are loaded on your WinNT/2K system.

    LogonSessions
    List the active logon sessions on a system.

    PendMoves
    Enumerate the list of file rename and delete commands that will be executed the next boot.

    Process Explorer
    Find out what files, registry keys and other objects processes have open, which DLLs they have loaded, and more. This uniquely powerful utility will even show you who owns each process.

    Process Monitor
    Monitor file system, Registry, process, thread and DLL activity in real-time.

    ProcFeatures
    This applet reports processor and Windows support for Physical Address Extensions and No Execute buffer overflow protection.

    PsInfo
    Obtain information about a system.

    PsLoggedOn
    Show users logged on to a system

    PsTools
    The PsTools suite includes command-line utilities for listing the processes running on local or remote computers, running processes remotely, rebooting computers, dumping event logs, and more.

    RegMon
    This monitoring tool lets you see all Registry activity in real-time.

    WinObj
    The ultimate Object Manager namespace viewer is here.

  • Process Utilities

    Autoruns
    See what programs are configured to startup automatically when your system boots and you login. Autoruns also shows you the full list of Registry and file locations where applications can configure auto-start settings.

    FileMon
    This monitoring tool lets you see all file system activity in real-time.

    Handle
    This handy command-line utility will show you what files are open by which processes, and much more.

    ListDLLs
    List all the DLLs that are currently loaded, including where they are loaded and their version numbers. Version 2.0 prints the full path names of loaded modules.

    PortMon
    Monitor serial and parallel port activity with this advanced monitoring tool. It knows about all standard serial and parallel IOCTLs and even shows you a portion of the data being sent and received. Version 3.x has powerful new UI enhancements and advanced filtering capabilities.

    Process Explorer
    Find out what files, registry keys and other objects processes have open, which DLLs they have loaded, and more. This uniquely powerful utility will even show you who owns each process.

    Process Monitor
    Monitor file system, Registry, process, thread and DLL activity in real-time.

    PsExec
    Execute processes remotely.

    PsGetSid
    Displays the SID of a computer or a user.

    PsKill
    Terminate local or remote processes.

    PsList
    Show information about processes and threads.

    PsService
    View and control services.

    PsSuspend
    Suspend and resume processes.

    PsTools
    The PsTools suite includes command-line utilities for listing the processes running on local or remote computers, running processes remotely, rebooting computers, dumping event logs, and more.

    RegMon
    This monitoring tool lets you see all Registry activity in real-time.

    ShellRunas
    Launch programs as a different user via a convenient shell context-menu entry.

  • Miscellaneous Utilities

    AD Explorer
    Active Directory Explorer is an advanced Active Directory (AD) viewer and editor.

    AdRestore
    Restore tombstoned Active Directory objects in Server 2003 domains.

    Autologon
    Bypass password screen during logon.

    BgInfo
    This fully-configurable program automatically generates desktop backgrounds that include important information about the system including IP addresses, computer name, network adapters, and more.

    BlueScreen
    This screen saver not only accurately simulates Blue Screens, but simulated reboots as well (complete with CHKDSK), and works on Windows NT 4, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Server 2003 and Windows 9x.

    Ctrl2cap
    This is a kernel-mode driver that demonstrates keyboard input filtering just above the keyboard class driver in order to turn caps-locks into control keys. Filtering at this level allows conversion and hiding of keys before NT even “sees” them. Ctrl2cap also shows how to use NtDisplayString() to print messages to the initialization blue-screen.

    DebugView
    Another first from Sysinternals: This program intercepts calls made to DbgPrint by device drivers and OutputDebugString made by Win32 programs. It allows for viewing and recording of debug session output on your local machine or across the Internet without an active debugger.

    Hex2dec
    Convert hex numbers to decimal and vice versa.

    PsLogList
    Dump event log records.

    PsTools
    The PsTools suite includes command-line utilities for listing the processes running on local or remote computers, running processes remotely, rebooting computers, dumping event logs, and more.

    RegDelNull
    Scan for and delete Registry keys that contain embedded null-characters that are otherwise undeleteable by standard Registry-editing tools.

    RegJump
    Jump to the registry path you specify in Regedit.

    Strings
    Search for ANSI and UNICODE strings in binary images.

    ZoomIt
    Presentation utility for zooming and drawing on the screen.

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El pene pide su aumento

Gilberto - July 28th, 2008.

Yo El Pene, Pido Aumento De Salario Por Las Siguientes Razones:
v  Ejecuto Trabajo Físico
v  Trabajo A Grandes Profundidades
v  Trabajo De Cabeza
v  No Gozo De Descanso Semanal, Ni Días Festivos.
v  Trabajo En Un Local Extremadamente Húmedo, Oscuro Y Sin Ventilación.
v  No Me Pagan Horas Extras Ni Nocturnidad.
v  Trabajo A Altas Temperaturas.
v  Trabajo Expuesto A Enfermedades Contagiosas.

RESPUESTA DE LA ADMINISTRACIÓN:

Después De Lo Planteado Por El Solicitante Y Considerando Los Argumentos Expuestos, La Administración Rechaza Las Exigencias Del Mismo Por Las Siguientes Razones:

Ø   No Trabaja 8 Horas Consecutivas.
Ø   Se Duerme En El Puesto De Trabajo Después De Una Actividad Laboral.
Ø   No Siempre Responde A Las Exigencias De La Jefatura.
Ø   No Siempre Es Fiel A Su Puesto De Trabajo, Se Mete En Otros Departamentos.
Ø   Descansa Mucho, Antes De Tiempo.
Ø   No Tiene Iniciativa Para Que Trabaje Hay Que Estimularlo Y Presionarlo.
Ø   Descuida La Limpieza Y El Orden Del Lugar Al Terminar La Jornada De Trabajo.
Ø   No Siempre Cumple Con Las Reglas De Uso De Los Medios De Protección E Higiene Del Trabajo.
Ø   No Espera A La Jubilación Para Retirarse.
Ø   No Le Gusta Doblar Turnos.
Ø   A Veces Se Retira De Su Puesto De Trabajo Cuando Aun Tiene Faena Pendiente.
Ø   Y Por Si Fuera Poco Se Le Ve Entrar Y Salir Constantemente Del Puesto De Trabajo Con Dos Bolsas Sospechosas.

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Dia del padre Abuelo y Nietos…

Gilberto - July 06th, 2008.

Una foto donde salimos unos cuantos nietos de don Demesio John hahaha tiene como 80 nietos y biznietos :)

Demesio Cristerna y Nietos...

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2 Fotos de Altata Beach

Gilberto - June 27th, 2008.

Altata 1

Altata 2

Bueno pues ese fue un Domingo en Altata…

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Con esto voy a controlar tu vida

Gilberto - June 16th, 2008.

Creo que todavia no me ha pasado esto pero pues esta cura hehe saludos…

Con esto voy a controlar tu vida

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Espejito de Guasave

bC - June 11th, 2008.

> Un guasaveño iba por la calle y encuentra un espejito de cartera.
> Lo levantó, se miró y dijo: Ah cabron… ¡A este guey yo lo conozco!
> Y se lo guardó en el bolsillo del pantalón.
> De regreso a su casa, volvió a mirarse en el espejito y
> repitió:
> - ¡En la madre! ¿de donde conozco a este cabrón ..?
> Al entrar a su casa, guardó el
> espejito en el bolsillo del pantalón.
> Se sentó a la mesa del comedor.
> Mientras la Lupe le servía la comida, el guasaveño volvio
> a mirarse en el espejito.
> ¡No mames!, que yo a este plebe lo conozco…creo que es el que se corta
> el pelo al frente mío.
> Curiosa, Lupe le pregunta:
> - Oye Juan…¿qué tienes en la mano..?
> - Nada importante, vieja. Y guardó nuevamente el espejito en el
> bolsillo del pantalón.
> Terminada la cena el guasaveño se fue a dormir, dejando el pantalón
> sobre la silla.
> Lupe intrigada y una vez dormido su esposo, se acercó a la silla
> y retiró el espejito del bolsillo…
> > se miró en el mismo y dijo:
¡Lo sabía! ¡Una foto de mujer!… ¡Y que cara de puta tiene!

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La Casa De Los Simpson

Gilberto - June 10th, 2008.

Puedes imaginarte viviendo en la casa de Los Simpson. Aunque no lo creas esto fue posible para una persona.

En 1997 se realizó un concurso en el cual se sorteó una casa similar a la de Los Simpson. La ganadora fue una mujer de 63 años llamada Barbara Howard. La casa está pintada de colores vivos y contiene los mismos muebles que salen en los dibujos.

La dirección es 712 Red Bark Lane en Henderson, Nevada, Estados Unidos. El concurso lo organizó Fox en colaboración con Pepsi-Cola.

Los arquitectos Kaufman y Broad miraron muchas veces los episodios de Los Simpson para poder emular todos los recovecos de la casa, incluyendo tres agujeros de los ratones en la pared.

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La Klarissa hermosa y yo

Gilberto - June 02nd, 2008.

Klarissa y Gilberto

Pues esta foto no recuerdo en donde fue pero segun la pagina de la Klarissa dice que estabamos tomando limonada pero se me hace raro o tenia tekila o algo porque salimos con los ojos muy brillosos hahaha saludos…

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Jugando con lo que me sale de los webos

bC - May 26th, 2008.

Llega la Mamá de Pepito a su casa y se encuentra a su hijo jugando en la sala, y le pregunta:
¿Qué haces hijo?
Estoy jugando.
¿Con qué juegas?
Con lo que me sale de los huevos…
¡Óyeme pendejo!, ¡A mí no me hablas así que soy tu madre!!! ¡Cabrón!
¡Eres un escuincle cochino y malcriado!
¡Asqueroso, hijo de la chin…!!!
(todo esto acompañado por una suculenta y
surtida madriza).
Al rato llega Pepito sangrando, moreteado
y todo madreado con su Papá y le dice:
Papi… chingas a tu madre si me vuelves
a comprar un ‘Kinder Sorpresa’

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